sporkybot.com

 

Welcome to SporkyBot.com!

SporkyBot.com is the website for a SporkyBot, a Discord bot developed by FlamingSpork. SporkyBot is a veritable swiss army knife for meme creation without leaving the comfort of your shitposting channel

/dsc: posts the DSC logo

/wh: posts a What Happened? card

/illegal: posts the That's illegal image

/siren: posts the Sirens blaring image

/911: posts the Good Ol' Days After 9/11, as inspired by Metal Gear: Revengence

/brian: Post an image for a typical Brian post that was not autodetected

/fetish: Posts an image for a typical Jeff post that was not autodetected

/sj: posts the Silence, Jeff image

/sb: posts the Silence, Boomer image

/sn: posts the Silence, Nate image

/se: posts the Silence, *ngineer image

/sunny <text>: generates an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card. Text can be with or without quotes

/silence <name>: generates a "silence, <name>" image

 

/real
<text1>
<text2>

Makes an i sleep/real shit meme

 

/jeff
<text1>
<text2>

Makes an i sleep/real shit meme, but with the pictures being pictures of Jeff

 

/shake
<left>
<right>
<middle>

Makes an "epic handshake" meme with the text at the given positions

 

/oil
<me>
<salad>
<oil bottle>

Makes a pouring oil meme with the given text

 

/butterfly
<butterfly>
<caption>
<dude>

Is this a meme template?

 

/silence <text>: posts a Silence, <text> image

/tex <equation> or \tex <equation>: renders a LaTeX equation

/board [text]: creates an image of The Board with [text] or autogenerated text

/help: prints a condensed form of this help message

/insane <text>: prints the text in InSaNe CaSe

/zalgo : prints the text Zalgoified

/roll XdY or /r XdY: rolls X Y-sided dice

/r XdY+Z+AdB...: rolls X Y-sided dice, adds the number Z, and adds the result of rolling A B-sided dice

/chaos: Rolls on the 1d10,000 D&D chaos effects table

/b: makes a "Would you rather?" question

/m8 or /magic: Asks the Magic 8 Ball a question

/remind <time>
<what to remind you about>

Schedules a reminder. The reminder will be posted in the channel where the request is made, so please consider direct-messaging SporkyBot. If you do not list something to be reminded about, you will still be reminded, but your reminder will be vague.

 

/relist: DMs you a list of your reminders

/time: Lists the current time in the most important timezones

/wiz: Generates your time wizard power

/overlay [url]
<top text>
<bottom text>

Overlays text on the image attached or found at [url] or sent in the previous message to make a meme

 

 /patreon @mention is doing something

or

/patreon [url]
name
is doing something

Makes an image of a Patreon creator page with the given text and the mentioned user's profile picture or an image from [url] or attached

/fry [url]: Deepfry the image at the given URL or the attached image or the image sent in the previous message (GIFs will be processed as still images on the first frame; use /vfry for experimental animated GIF support)

/stein [url]: Steins the attached or provided URL of an image or video (GIFs are handled as images or videos as appropriate)

/christmas [url]: Christmasifies the attached or provided URL of an image or video

/poggers [url]: Poggerifies the attached or provided URL of an image or video

/jimp [url]: Replaces faces with Jeff

/vfry [url]: Deep-fries the attached or provided video. At present, it can only do videos with an audio track.

/afry [url]: Deep-fries the attached or provided audio.

These commands can be invoked with a URL or attachment in the message, or they will select the attachment or URL from the previous message in the channel, no matter who posted it. Supported URL formats are direct links to images or video files (only mp4 video files are supported at present), Youtube.com or youtu.be links, or twitter.com video links (animated GIFs from Twitter are not supported at present).

/react text: Reacts to the previous message with the letters in text

/rat: Reacts to the previous message with the shakey rat

/plead: Reacts to the previous message with 🥺 👉 👈

 

Any message mentioning DSC will have the DSC reactions. Messages sent by certain users that have their characteristic phrasing will get an image or reaction in response. Any @mentions of users or roles will be decoded as the current nickname on the server where the message was posted. Any user @mentioning this bot does so at their own risk. Messages and images may be logged and stored on servers located in the United States and Canada subject to the DSC, Inc. data retention policy. Text for would-you-rather, magic 8 ball, time wizard powers, and autogenerated /board is generated from user-provided content. DSC, Inc. disclaims all responsibility for the resulting text. LaTeX equations are processed by quicklatex.com, a third-party service. DSC, Inc. assumes no responsibility for equations or their contents. Retention of user-submitted processed content is on a "best-effort" basis, and may be deleted at any time. DSC, Inc. assumes no responsibility for any damage to your sensory organs caused by content processed by SporkyBot. Please turn down your volume for your own safety.